Creepy and Kooky.
An inquest opened into the death of Brazilian Jean Charles de Menezes, who police mistook for a suicide bomber at Stockwell Tube on Friday, heard he was shot eight times - seven times in the head and once in the shoulder.
Questioned by reporters as to why Mr Menezes had been targeted, a spokesman for the Metropolitan police stated that they had acted on flawed information. The real target for investigations has been named as a Mr Gomez Addams, an immigrant with a long history of train-related mischief who is still at large.
Is this the face of 21st century terror?